Wow…This State Trooper actually felt danger moments before a car came close to killing him and the woman he was ticketing.  I hope he didn’t end up giving this poor woman a ticket but then again I wouldn’t be surprised.

An angry Texan at a Whataburger fast food restaurant was going off on a tirade with the cashier about how he didn’t’ get any cheese on his burger.  The loud and angry Texan was quickly offended by another customer who heckled his behavior and a fight broke out between the two men.  The angry Texan ended up with his shorts being pulled down around his ankles and patrons were treated to some serious ass crackage.  Crazyass.com thinks the angry Texan might want to cut the cheese out of his diet and we fully support the concerned citizen who pulled down his pants, you are our hero.