LMFAO!!!!  Laurence K. Saunders is charged with felony burglary, along with two misdemeanor assault charges and one misdemeanor sexual misconduct charge, over the allegedly breaking into a neighbor’s house and standing over her naked as she slept.  According to police, Saunders grabbed the woman by the arm and told her that he was just “being friendly.” Police say that the woman then grabbed Saunders by the beard and dragged him to the curb.

This Crazy Ass woman from Toledo, Ohio went into a rage at McDonalds and busted out her Kung Fu moves when she didn’t get her Chicken McNuggets.  This sister came outta boxing when the cashier told her that they were no longer serving Chicken Nuggets because it was 2:30Am and breakfast had started.  Like a dog in heat, she waged war for her McNuggets and in the end it cost her 60 days in jail and 3 years probation.

This is a MUGSHOT of Jesse Thornhill.  Jesse was arrested early this week after he allegedly tried to run over his landlord with a car.  Authorities stated that the landlord was standing in the street when Jesse attempted to use his vehicle as a deadly weapon to run her over.  Crazy Ass would like to commend him on his body modification and we’re willing to pay $500 for him to tattoo our logo and web address anywhere on his body.