This is a MUGSHOT of Jesse Thornhill.  Jesse was arrested early this week after he allegedly tried to run over his landlord with a car.  Authorities stated that the landlord was standing in the street when Jesse attempted to use his vehicle as a deadly weapon to run her over.  Crazy Ass would like to commend him on his body modification and we’re willing to pay $500 for him to tattoo our logo and web address anywhere on his body.

Raphael, a 34 year old guy from Spain had one of the world’s first face plants.  He appeared at a press conference to the say thank you to the guys family who donated his new face.

I guess you can judge your moral character by the way you interpret the message on this church sign. What do you think?

We had a great story to tell you but unfortunately we were distracted and we forgot the headline. If you can think of a quote or headline for this photo without being distracted, please leave a comment.